dialog pagi : gangguan ritma harian

*nak breakfast, bangun lambat. minum milo je lah.*

hj mehtab: morning. who is this?
sir : excuse me, you call me then u ask me who am i?
hj mehtab: not i, you. im asking you. (konpius jap?)

*pergh! kerek gila suara haji mehtab. hilang mood pagi-pagi ni nak layan orang tua. terpaksa menggunakan asas menjawab call dengan adab sopan penuh hospitality. mesti nak duit nih*

sir : can you please not asking me again and again. dear haji mehtab, what is your problem? last week you received your payment for 2 laks, can you wait for next round?
hj mehtab: sorry sir. sorry! no, no, no, im calling you just to ask, how are you sir?
sir : oooo..ok. let say im fine. so?
hj mehtab: nehi saab. my workers are striking. money, money money!
sir : so?
hj mehtab: my payment naa..
sir : eh just now you said you are not calling for payment. you said something else.
hj mehtab: no. listen to me sir. dont bother yourself about money. i just said i have no money now.

*bosan gila, apa nak buat ni?*

sir : ooo...poor you. so, next time you must expend your business. you are only supplying labours, and they have no skill. so, your service is too limited.
hj mehtab: thats why i call you.
sir : later please, im in the middle of something. i will talk to you later. ok?
hj mehtab: no ok. please please please! listen to me.
sir : what else?
hj mehtab: give me payment naaa...
sir : laaa....money again! please wait for next month. ayo-yo!
hj mehtab: please please. pay me naa...
sir : i told you i have no money.
hj mehtab: please sir....
sir : no!! you have to understand. i am an employee, working here. i cant pay you twice. please wait for next month.
hj mehtab: nehi saab. nehi! i request you only. not payment. only your kindness.
sir : eh, what are talking about? so dizzy now!
hj mehtab: listen to me. actually, my business is so problem. men are not working. they strike. money problem. salaryyyy......

*suara haji mehtab makin slow bila sebut perkataan salary. ni mula nak amik peluang meninggikan suara*

sir : SO WHAT? NOT PAYMENT, NOT PAYMENT! AT LAST YOU ASK FOR MONEY.
hj mehtab: pleaseeee......
sir : NO!
hj mehtab: pleaseeee......
sir : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
hj mehtab: plis!

*fikir jap, cam ner nak ending call ni? haaa....!*

sir : ok. like this. im so hurry to a meeting. seriously. so i will check at office if i can help you. if not, i dont know. you pray for me if i might help you.
hj mehtab: ok ok!!! thank you, sir.
sir : okeyyyy...i only CHECK for you.

*sebut CHECK kuat-kuat sampai keluar sikit air liur, bagi jelas dia faham*

hj mehtab: samajh saab samajh. (samajh = faham)
sir : ok. bye bye.
hj mehtab: achaa! theekeh.

*selepas beberapa jam, serius letih dan lapar. lagi 15 minit nak tutup opis, so kemas beg dan balik umah. makan lagi bagus!*

hj mehtab: namaskar saab!
sir : namaskar.

*tengok depan ada haji mehtab. alamak! orang tua ni lagi*

sir : why are you here?
hj mehtab: you said to me, you will give me cheque.
sir : what?
hj mehtab: yes cheque.
sir : when?
hj mehtab: morning you said to me.

*fed up! garu kepala. baru sedar....bengang ar pulak!!!*

sir : oh, i told you check. C-H-E-C-K, check!!! checking!!!

*puas hati. ajar cukup-cukup. biar satu opis dengar*

hj mehtab: yes, sir. you told me that. i remember and now i understood. if you cannot give me cheque at this moment, its fine.

*release kejap. lega paham jugak akhirnya*

sir : so haji mehtab, thank you for coming. ok?
hj mehtab: no ok.
sir : what?
hj mehtab: no cheque so give me cash. also can.

*kalau aku layan lagi orang tua ni, jawabnya kanser pangkal rahim lah aku. slow-slow blah*